Heidi Montag
Victoria Backham
Pamela Anderson
Lindsay Lohan
Britney Spears
Tila Tequila
Amy Winehouse
Christina Aguilera
Janet Jackson
Jewel
Nicole Richie
Kellie Pickler
Sarah Jessica Parker
Tara Reid
Tori Spelling
Source http://www.popcrunch.com/
Friday, October 1, 2010
15 Celebrities With Famously Fake Knockers (Before and After)
hese days, it’s not uncommon — and is now even encouraged — to enhance beauty through artificial means. Celebrities have ridden this wave for a long time, and one of the most popular procedures is the infamous breast enhancement. It’s become such a norm these days that it’s hard to even keep track of which starlets have real breasts and which of them don’t. The percentage of plastic is growing, but some celebs — and their chests — stand out more than others. Here are 15 famous celebrities with memorable artificial knockers; before, and after, their procedure.
“Reality” celeb turned annoying Hollywood fixture Heidi Montag has gone under the knife quite a number of times for a woman of only 23 years. She was recently quoted as saying how she’s absolutely beyond obsessed with “being perfect.” After she landed her role on The Hills, it wasn’t long after that she sought a nose job and breast augmentation. Fine, she was as flat as a surfboard, and maybe she felt insecure — but she didn’t stop there. In November 2009, she went under the knife for 10 hours to get everything tweaked — from her eyebrows to her thighs. Her rack was pumped up to a DDD cup, and she says she wants them even bigger. Many are saying that it’s now closer to addiction than anything else.
Ex Spice Girl Victoria Beckham got her first boob job in 1999 when a London clinic brought her up from a flat 34A to a 34D — and she didn’t stop there. Two years later she went back to up her cup size to 34DD, which is far too large for such a petite frame. They turned out to be ridiculously bad bolt-on boobs, and she eventually realized it. In June 2009 she had her implants reduced a bit, back to a reasonable 34B. The damage is done, at least, the retinal damage that we all suffered with every shot of her chest.
Pamela Anderson might as well be the patron saint for fake boobies. She shot to fame in the 1990s when she posed for Playboy, showing off her massive rack. She shocked everyone in 1999 when she had them removed, but went back to her previous size in 2004 when she realized she couldn’t get anywhere without them, and didn’t feel like “herself.” Well, that’s not surprising. She was gorgeous before her tweakings, but we guess you can thank her for sparking the big boob craze — not.
Lindsay Lohan has grown up before our eyes — she was so cute when she was younger, leaving many of us asking ourselves — what happened? She blossomed nicely, but that just wasn’t enough for her. She supposedly got implants when she was only 17, but she didn’t hesitate denying it at every chance she got. Experts say, yes, she did, but her rep says no. All we know is that she showed up one day with a distinctly different bra size. It’s also been rumored that she got the implants reduced a bit — we’re guessing to match her new cracked-out skinny look.
Another celeb that grew up and went crazy right in front of our eyes, ex-Mouseketeer Britney Spears’ breasts have gone on just as big a roller coaster ride as the rest of her. After the success of her debut album in 2000, Spears got a breast augmentation, but later on had them reduced to smaller-size implants. It was a good move, really, because when she started making babies, her boobs got pretty big all on their own, and they’ve stayed a reasonable size since.
Tila Tequila got her new boobies around the time she turned 18. It wasn’t subtle at all — if you’ve ever seen her topless pictures, you’d see why. They don’t just stand like that on their own. Aside from that, at least she didn’t go too big for her frame, upping her size from an A cup to a B cup. Let’s hope she keeps it that way!
Amy Winehouse used to be normal looking — relatively filled out and healthy. At some point she let her life go down the toilet, and it took her looks with it. She’s since gotten better, and this past October she ordered up some new boobs to go with it. Her rack apparently cost a whopping $56,000 and Mitch Winehouse, her father, doesn’t know how she paid for it — since she always asks him for money. Maybe she’s secretly still mega-rich, and hoarding her money for more work… Or drugs.
Another Mousketeer all grown up, pop star Christina Aguilera shares something with her counterpart, Britney Spears. Not head shaving, or umbrella assaults, but Aguilera boosted her rack as well — from an A cup to a C cup. She recovered from that terrible “Dirty” phase, and has kept her lovely knockers. Look closely though, seems like a little slip-up on the surgeon’s part — she has a dent!
Singer Janet Jackson has shown her fair share of boob — from her famous Rolling Stone cover to her infamous nip slip during the Super Bowl. Whether or not you liked what she did, one thing is for sure: Her knockers aren’t real. She hasn’t confirmed breast augmentation, but you don’t just grow large breasts out of nowhere — and it’s not like plastic surgery is exactly an oddity for her, either. Oh, and check out the great dent in her boob. Maybe she shares Christina Aguilera’s doctor.
Don’t get us wrong, singer Jewel is gorgeous, but something has gone seriously wrong with her boobs, and we kinda feel bad. She had a nice rack before she opted for augmentation, and fans definitely noticed the change when she released her Intuition album. She’s since gotten her implants removed or reduced, but it seems like she didn’t have the intuition to get the botched surgery fixed, and it just doesn’t look so hot.
Socialite and reality star Nicole Richie got a boob job back in 2006, and we’re glad she did. Before then, between the lack of rack and anorexia, she looked like a pre-pubescent boy. At least she opted for a slight bump up in cup size, since it suits her figure — any bigger and she might fall over. Hopefully she leaves it at that.
Kelli Pickler, of American Idol fame, went under the knife pretty quickly once under the heat of the spotlight. She showed off her new ladies at a return performance on the show in 2007, but has denied having the procedure. She’s not a very good liar, because growth like that doesn’t just happen that quickly. She even told radio and TV host Ryan Seacrest that she wants to keep the mystery going about her boobs — because she likes the attention. Kelli Pickler likes the attention. There’s a truism if ever there was one.
Horseface actress Sarah Jessica Parker should have gone under the knife for reasons other than her breasts, honestly. Anyone who thinks that her Oscars dress pushed up her natural boobs that flawlessly needs to get their eyes checked. The only thing she had before was saggy skin to push up. Her procedure gave her a pair of boobs that look more like cement-filled balloons than anything we’d want to touch.
American Pie actress Tara Reid got her implants because of her uneven breasts — the right one was noticeably bigger than the left. Sounded simple enough, but soon afterward, she began appearing on lists of “ugliest boob jobs ever.” Not only that, but her implants actually put her life in danger. Reid opted with special soy bean oil implants that have been taken off the market in English-speaking countries and Canada since 1999 due to complications resulting in death. When she started showing symptoms of complications she had to have them removed — and had she known how things would turn out, she would have never had the surgeries, she has said.
Actress Tori Spelling got her first set of implants around the time of season two of Beverly Hills 90210. She’s been through several other augmentations, probably due to the changes her body went through after having children. Or just because she looked like a hag back then and was tired of having no personality and getting shunned on the strip. We’re left to wonder though, after going through such procedures, why wouldn’t she just fix her concave sternum already? It’s a simple procedure, and it would keep her chest from looking like someone took a chunk out of it with an ice cream scoop.
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